Once, in ancient Lego Universe Pre-Alpha, a man by the name of Jack Chesterfield went into the Zippy Mart to buy a soda. Now Jack was just an ordinary man: he liked pizza, he played with LEGOs when he was a kid, and he loved his mother. Now, as I was saying, Jack Chesterfield went into the Zippy Mart to buy a soda. When he walked into the shop, he saw a robber, a scared store manager, and a lady playing the lottery who didn’t care what was happening. =P Jack suddenly realized that the store was being robbed, so he ran for help. The robber noticed that Jack was heading for the police, so he took his sword out and popped Jack’s hand off. Jack was about to put the hand back on when the robber kicked it into a manhole that led to the sewer. The hand rolled away and was never seen again. Jack Chesterfield was so angry that he declared that he would be a pirate forever! But let’s back up to the beginning of the day: Jack got awakened by a fire truck zooming down his street. He looked out the window, and he saw that his house was on fire! He quickly got out of the house and watched it burn down to the ground. Later, he was eating lunch at Pug’s Dinner, when all of his food fell on the ground and got eaten by a fat dog. As you see, he was having a very, very, bad day. When his hand got cut off! So let’s go back to the present time: Jack declared that he would be a pirate forever. Then, the robber got away. As you can see, Jack did not care. All Jack cared about now was sailing the seas and stealing all of the pirate hooks in the world! So Jack Chesterfield changed his name to Capn Jack Knife (because his hand got chopped off by a knife…) and hired a crew of men. That was the start of the Capn’s adventures as a pirate. He sailed around Lego Land (not the theme park) and stole all of the pirate hooks he could find. Then, he was sailing through space, and found the fabled planed crux. He saw the first builders’ temple and explored it. He did not care about the True Source of Pure Imagination; all he wanted was pirate hooks. When he didn’t find any, he got back in his ship and flew away. He did not get far, before he saw the early Nexus Force flying towards the planet. He thought that they were looking for pirate hooks too, so he slowly neared the planet. Then he saw a huge beam of Imagination coming from the planet. He was startled, so he started backing off. Then, Planet Crux blew up into countless smaller pieces. In the explosion, Jack’s ship crashed into a large chunk of land, which he explored and called the Gnarled Forest. When Capn Jack Knife was unpacking his stuff on Gnarled Forest, he found his most prized possession: A picture of his mother. He loved that picture soooo much, that he wanted to keep it safe from all of the Maelstrom gorillas and some of his crew members that got infected. He gave it to a Doberman Pet, put the dog into a cannon, and shot the pup into the air.
The Doberman landed in the Launch Area of Avant Gardens and buried the picture behind a large rock. Then, the dog walked up to the Sentinel Encampment and lived there. Meanwhile, in the Pirate Camp of Gnarled Forest, Minifigures were crowding around Capn Jack to get their missions. Capn Jack knife realzed that people looked up to him, so he descited to become a good pirate. So now, he had a whole ship of spare pirate hooks. What was he to do with them?
“I’ve got It!” He said, “I’ll give the hooks to minifigures, but they have to earn it first. So I’ll make a shooting gallery so I can see if their shootin’ is good enough and if their shootin’ ain’t good enough, I’ll know they’re ninjas, and I’ll lock them up in Brig Rock.”
So that’s what the Capn did. So that’s the story of how a man named Jack Chesterfield became one of the greatest pirates in all of Lego Universe.
THE END!
-Rioforce
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